First, we can look to Sarah!?!?! for touching off, just as she did in 2008, the unparalleled level of media frenzy (this time in the NY 23rd race) that could only end in conservative tragedy.

When Sarah?!?!? joined the 2008 fray of national conservative politics, the conservative neural networks blazed!  Unfortunately, the ensuing mental activity of conservative culture discovered it was enthralled with an invigoration – a stimulus – that was anything but capable of holding the national attention beyond the 2 minutes it took to discover Sarah’s?!?! literacy levels…Said America to Sarah??!!?? (in the words of Kevin Nealon) “Suddenly!….Disinterested.”

As Sarah??? brought her vast book-deal…er…political influence, to “bare” this week, in NY’s 23rd, the truth was revealed once more in the election of the Democrat, Bill Owens.  Somehow, Sarah’s??? calling to create Conservatism TNG, is not quite passing the SAT’s of the Intelligent Designer.  Apparently, conservative love affairs may embark upon, but are not allowed to leave, the Appalachian trail this year.

Meanwhile, in a somewhat unexpected moment of turning-to-dust, the House GOP stood firmly together behind their most radical, perhaps mostly insane, member who, apparently fighting health care, the public option, or really anything that would “energize” “the base”, invoked a revolutionary, “whites of their eyes” press conference, bolstered by fringe sign-makers bussed in from parts unknown on the FreedomWorks dime.  Quoting from the extended press speakers, who showed up to Representative Bachman’s conference toting images that included mass-graves filled with emaciated bodies, “[2009 Healthcare Reform legislation is just like] ‘National Socialist Healthcare’ Dachau Germany – 1945″:

In truth, the term “hyperbole” must be cast aside in this case.  Each of the members of Congress, and their extended press staff, who showed up to Thursday’s conference must be congratulated on demonstrating the true Dantesian potential-depth of American free speech. Though fraudulent and arguably treasonous, upon reviewing the video, in their lackluster and disingenuous performance, it is unfortunately unclear whether Bachman, Boehner, and their ilk have reserved the 8th or 9th level of Hell for themselves.

What remains clear is that no one in the official conservative leadership, or overall movement for that matter, is poised to rediscover the alchemy of political gold…no matter what gem of political wisdom is “on your mind” right now, $arah.

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The Republicans who oppose health care reform and the conservative Democrats who oppose a public option have deeply principled, philosophical objections to the concept of government insurance—except when insurance companies benefit from it.

The big arguments against the public option have been these: that the government is incapable of running an insurance plan, that the free-market provides consumers with better choices, that socialized insurance will have unfair advantages. But as Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist David Cay Johnston recently reported, these arguments do not stop some of the big opponents of socialized insurance for voting for socialized insurance when that insurance is not for the well being of people, but for the well being of property.

After the president gave his national speech for health care reform, Louisiana Congressman Charles Boustany gave the Republican Party rebuttal targeting the public option, which Boustany incorrectly calls “government-run health care,” when he said, “Replacing your family‘s current health care with government-run health care is not the answer.  In fact, it will make health care much more expensive.”

Some blue dog House Democrats led by Stephanie Herseth Sandlin also oppose a public option.  And when the Senate Finance Committee voted against including the option in its version of health care reform, Republicans were joined by a handful of Democrats including the committee chair, Max Baucus, who crafted the bill after conferring for weeks with the so-called “Gang of Six“: fellow Democrats Jeff Bingaman and Kent Conrad, Republicans Chuck Grassley, Mike Enzi and Olympia Snowe.  The entire gang of six votes—casts their votes against the public option on Tuesday.

But each of them voted just last year in support of government-run insurance, that insurance however protects property.  It is the National Flood Insurance Program created in 1968, because the free market decided it could not make money on that unpredictable risk called flooding.  Government-run flood insurance is sold through private insurance companies but it is backed by the government and the government assumes all risk.  Unlike the public option which relies on customer premiums, government flood insurance gets a subsidy—also known as a handout—from the government and it is mandatory for some people.

So given all the shouting over a public option, who could vote for mandatory taxpayer subsidized, anti-free market socialized flood insurance run by government bureaucrats?  Every single politician mentioned above and most of the rest of Congress. Charles Boustany of Louisiana, along with 44 other Republicans in the House on September 27, 2007, as well as the entire “Gang of Six”, along with 41 Senate Republicans on May 13, 2008, voted yea on the Commission on Natural Catastrophe Risk Management and Insurance Act of 2008. Karl Max applauded.

The entire “gang of six” on May 13 last year voting yea on the same act, quote, “to restore the solvency of the National Flood Insurance Program,” but also to expand socialized insurance to other property damage, quote, “to make available multi-peril coverage for damage resulting from windstorms and floods, and for other purposes.”

In the Senate where the public option is less popular than in the House, 92 senators voted to expand socialized property insurance. Consider the communist states that get the biggest handouts from socialized property insurance.  North Carolina, Mississippi, Wisconsin, Florida, Illinois, Missouri, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, and the top socialized property insurance welfare state in the nation, “The People‘s Republic of Texas.” People‘s republic? Where 682,000 property owners have their handout for socialized property insurance, scooping up $1.5 billion in claims last year alone.

Of course, it‘s not that some politicians don‘t care about the health of all Americans as much as they care about the wealth of those Americans who can‘t afford waterfront property. There is perhaps a less callous explanation: greed. It can‘t be principled because mandatory subsidized socialized property insurance is even more socialist than is the public option.

Preexisting conditions? No problem. You can get flood insurance even if you‘ve already been flooded, even if you‘ve chosen to live in a high-risk area, you can even get flood insurance after the diagnosis is in, even if you know there‘s a big rainfall or hurricane coming. But what really matters to Congress is that insurance companies oppose the public option but they love mandatory socialized government-run property insurance.

According to the New York Times, Americas pay about $2.3 billion in flood premiums every year.  Insurance companies get almost $1 billion out of that, almost half of it just for selling the policies, without a single dollar of their own at risk. Congressional auditors found that private insurance companies make $327 million a year above their expenses.

So, thanks to the politicians who oppose the public option for people, we already have socialized government health care plans for the health of the insurance companies.

Opponents of the Public Option, just so long as I’m clear: Socialism that helps people: bad. Socialism that helps property: good. Have you no decency?