Sometimes the democratic process coughs up such a miserable choice between separate but equally despicable strains of evil that you have to wonder whether there’s anything really protecting us. Imagine if one of them had become president. I hope their debate table was burned in a pagan cleansing ritual.
On the real: this really only applies to John Edwards. I don’t actually have to imagine the Dick Cheney administration.
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If W had been assassinated or choked on a honey mustard chicken sub from Quiznos, there could have been a Cheney...
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Sometimes the democratic process coughs up such a miserable choice between separate but equally despicable strains of...
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Dick is literally about to eat an invisible kitten. Like, he is all keyed up at it, it’s right there, photoshoped out...
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we had a President who fucked a staffer, it was called the 90’s.
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“Imagine if one of them had become president.” On the real: this really only applies to John Edwards. I don’t actually...
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I’m not going to ever defend John Edwards, but a huge part of the Bush-Cheney re-election strategy was to put...
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One of these men started two wars, is one of the most potent symbols of modern-day evil incarnate, and shot his friend!...
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freshman I got to meet John Edwards, say what you will about his character (I’ll probably agree with you) but his hair...
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